Monday, 24 March 2014

Unofficial guide to be a Nigerian man (1)

No one cares if you graduated with a second Class Upper Division at the university. The world is only interested in what you can deliver.

•Never look back and regret anything in your life, all of your experiences make up who you are today. If something were different, you might not  like who you  are anymore.

•Get a suit. It does not matter if you look good dressing like Phyno or Wizkid.

•Your father’s money is not your money.

•Never stare at another man’s junk at the bathroom.

•If she exposes her body, then it’s okay to look, don’t stare.

•It’s always cheaper to bribe a policeman. And make sure you let him know it’s a privilege not his right.

•Approach everything you do in life honestly and with class, integrity and tact and you will always remain swell.

•You do not have to be comfortable in a public transport. It’s not your parlour for crying out loud

•People will notice if you use cheap perfume.

•Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row, unless something really good comes up on the third night.

•Do not get a fake accent. Trust us.

•Never date an ex of your friend.

•Whenever you are unsure of what to wear, just remember “You can be underdressed, but you can never be overdressed.”

•Open the door for ladies. Where are your manners?

•Facebook is for networking, not your own reality Web series.

TO BE CONTINUED........

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