WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY IN NIGERIA

WELCOME TO THE 21ST
CENTURY IN NIGERIA......

WHERE THERE ARE
DEAF AND DUMB PEOPLE AND MANY SMART
PHONES.
WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS
COSTLY.
WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE
PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.
WHERE IF
U DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER U ARE NOT
SMART AND SHARP.
WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE
BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.
WHERE GETTING A
BLACKBERRY PHONE IS AS GREAT TO THAN ACHIEVING A BSC
DEGREE.
WHERE THE PEN IS NOW MIGHTIER
THAN SWORD AND THE BOMB.
WHERE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES.
WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING
BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.
WHERE YOU
WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU
HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT
MEN.
WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO
BE RECKONED WITH.
WHERE PEOPLE PREFER
ROGUES AND LIARS AS A LEADERS.
WHERE
LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN IN A JEEP
CRYING
THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY.
WHERE SLAVES
RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE TREKKING.
WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG
ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD
MUSICIAN.
WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN OF
BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENT.
WHERE
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND
ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE.
WHERE
TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE
WORSHIPPED.....
........IS THIS A GREAT NIGERIA TO
YOU? .......*tell me*.....